Cousin Eddie's Septic Service Unisex T-Shirt
$28.99
The kind of holiday help nobody asked for. If you know the line, you know exactly what the hose is for.
Bella+Canvas 3001 — Unisex Tee
Soft, lightweight (4.2 oz) 100% combed and ring-spun cotton with a clean retail fit. Ribbed crew neck that won't curl, shoulder taping for durability, and a tear-away label for comfort.
A solid gift for the film obsessive in your life — or wear it out and see who catches the reference.
Fit: Unisex retail
Fabric: 100% Airlume cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (solid colors)
Note: White may run slightly off-white
Care: Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low · Medium iron/steam · Do not dry clean
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